Stealth Baby

"The closer we are to danger the farther away we are from harm." - Pippin, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

   Observe the above image closely.   'Lil Man has some of The Wife's hair product in hand. We've found that he backs up to the nearest parents blind spot, and commences with the illegal act of choice. The Wife quoted Pippin, since it applies so well. 'Lil Man has found that if he announces his triumph, he will be chased down, tazed, cuffed, and hauled off to his wooden jail. It's much simpler to use ninja-baby stealth to commit his crimes. "Keep your friends close,...and your enemies closer."
   'Lil Man is truly a fun child to have. Yet, I can't help but wonder how much of this incident will carry over into his later years. Should I be using Photoshop to place a cigarette in his hand in the third frame? I don't actually worry about that stuff much. I just think it's hilarious that he does this at all. I know y'all have a story or two like this. Bring it.

J.