You can't have everything. Where would you put it? ~ Steven Wright
As Christmas and birthdays have just passed, my wife and I came across this video clip. It's classic kid, meets classic lame present. It reminded me of the scene in A Christmas Story, when Ralphy and Randy get socks as a gift.
We attempted to attach the appropriate amount of cheer behind each gift, but how do you dress up the gift of pants? Just try to balance the order in which the gifts are opened, so that the last three presents aren't books, pants, then socks.
Nothing killed my June pool birthday party more than my last present being a sweater vest for church. Good luck!